I know everyone has been sending out emails about candle lightings and wearing ribbons, but... The President has asked that we unite for a common cause: The hard line Islamic people cannot stand nudity, and consider it a sin to see a naked woman who is not their wife... Tonight at 7:00, all women should run out of their house naked to help weed out the terrorists... The United States appreciates your efforts, and applauds you... God bless America.